when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
beyonce nicki and one direction are my holy trinity
You wanna know why Nicki’s wardrobe malfunctioned? Same reason Katy won over Beyoncé. Ben Winston.
fire ben winston.
fire the whole team.
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
is this what having a penis is like