hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

butttom:

beyonce nicki and one direction are my holy trinity

niallfab:

You wanna know why Nicki’s wardrobe malfunctioned? Same reason Katy won over Beyoncé. Ben Winston.

Anonymous asked: What do you think of one direction not even being acknowledged at the VMAs despite having a new album and videos over the past year? Do you think it means anything?

whatiwishicould:

fire ben winston. 

fire the whole team.

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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